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The Man From U.N.C.L.E.: “The Double Affair”

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Outside U.N.C.L.E. headquarters, Illya is ambushed by a pair of miniature robots*, who shoot explosive darts at him. He deflects their attack with a garbage-can lid, then whips out his gun and blasts them into bits. He seems relatively unfazed by all this, like being ambushed at his workplace by lethal-yet-adorable little robots is just a daily part of life for Illya Kuryakin, amazing super-spy and noted turtleneck aficionado.
Over at THRUSH headquarters, THRUSH unveils its current fiendish scheme: They’ve given one of their agents extensive plastic surgery to turn him into a Napoleon doppelganger. Oh, lordy, THRUSH, why would you do that? One Napoleon in this world is plenty. For the first stage of their plan, they’re going to kidnap the real Napoleon and replace him with the duplicate, hence the attempt on Illya’s life. As the fake Napoleon explains, “Illya Kuryakin knows Mr. Solo too well and therefore represents a danger.” Well, you’d think so, wouldn’t you?
Since the attempt to …

The Man From U.N.C.L.E.: “The Re-Collectors Affair”

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In Madrid, Gregori Valetti (frequent U.N.C.L.E. guest villain Theo Marcuse) checks into a hotel room and shoots an elderly bellhop with a gun disguised as a walking stick. He then calls the police, introduces himself, and dramatically confesses his crime: “I have just executed Colonel Oscar Manheim.” He adds that he works for a secret organization known as the Re-Collectors (slogan: “We hunt, we find, we kill”), then hangs up. A beautiful young Italian woman named Lisa Donato (Jocelyn Lane) bursts into the room, gun in hand, intending to shoot Valetti. He escapes unscathed, leaving Lisa to discover the bellhop’s corpse.
Back in New York, Mr. Waverly briefs Napoleon and Illya on their new mission: The shadowy members of the Re-Collectors have dedicated themselves to hunting down four Nazi war criminals who vanished after amassing a priceless collection of looted artwork. The Re-Collectors have claimed responsibility for killing two of the Nazis thus far, including the elderly bellhop,…

The Man From U.N.C.L.E.: “The Nowhere Affair”

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In the middle of a bleak Nevada desert, Napoleon braves a sandstorm to ask an elderly prospector (J. Pat O’Malley) for directions to a nearby ghost town, which is named, promisingly, Nowhere. Upon reaching Nowhere, Napoleon stumbles across the corpse of a murdered man sprawled on the floor in a deserted saloon. Napoleon searches the saloon and finds a pocket watch with a map hidden inside it. While attempting to contact U.N.C.L.E. headquarters about his discovery, he’s ambushed by horseback-riding THRUSH goons dressed as old-timey gunslingers. He hides the pocket watch and map in a cow skull, then sends a frantic emergency message to U.N.C.L.E.—“I’m taking Capsule B!”—before he’s clubbed over the head and captured.
Back at headquarters, Mr. Waverly briefs Illya on the situation: Napoleon went to Nowhere to meet an undercover U.N.C.L.E. agent—the dead man in the saloon, presumably—who was going to pass along intel about a famous cybernetics specialist, Arum Tertunian (Lou Jacobi), who…

Adventures in making the "Four Emperors" book trailer

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I created a book trailer for FOUR EMPERORS, a fun supernatural mystery-slash-gay romance that I wrote and published with my company, Luft Books, under the pen name Evan Allen. This is my first-ever book trailer; I made it on a budget of, ahem, zero dollars, excluding whatever I spent on nifty swag to send to four of my friends to thank them for lending their vocal talents to the soundtrack. In case anybody is interested in making a trailer this way, here’s an overview of my process, mistakes and all:
In creating this, I used four software programs: Adobe Photoshop, PowerPoint, Movie Maker, and Audacity. If you have Microsoft Office, you already have PowerPoint. Audacity is completely free (and awesome); Movie Maker is included with Windows Essentials, so if you have Windows, you either have it already, or can download it for free. Photoshop is most definitely not free, but if you don’t have it, there are a bunch of free alternatives.

The Man From U.N.C.L.E.: “The Secret Sceptre Affair”

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Napoleon and Illya, clad in adorable matching jumpsuits, parachute into an unidentified Middle Eastern country, where they’re met by Zia (Ziva Rodann), a brusque young woman in a military uniform. When a pair of armed men zoom up on motorcycles and spray them with gunfire, Zia orders Illya and Napoleon into her jeep and whisks them away to safety.
Zia brings them to the desert headquarters of Colonel Morgan (Gene Raymond), Napoleon’s former commanding officer during the Korean War. Colonel Morgan has requested U.N.C.L.E.’s help in a local political matter: The country’s elected leader, Premier Karim (Jack Donner), is turning into a corrupt tyrant, so Morgan wants to remove him from power before he installs himself as a dictator and destroys the country’s fledgling democracy.