The Triumphant Return of The Smallville Files

Fans of Smallville -- and, maybe especially, those who just like to mock it a bit --need to head on over to Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales right now. After a break of over a year, presumably to regain his faith in humanity after the wretched awfulness of that season where Lex and Lana settled down into domestic bliss, Dan has taken up the torch of The Smallville Files, his blisteringly funny and bizzare episode recaps, and has tacked the ninth-season premiere ("Are You There, Zod? It's Me, Brian Austin Green").

The Smallville Files is the gold standard of television recapping. Be prepared to stay a while; the temptation to sit and read through eight years' worth of accumulated recaps might be too great.

Comments

Morgan Dodge said…
Can we get a group "Thank you Dan!" The world was a bit more empty without the Smallville Files to entertain us with snark.
Dan said…
Aw,shucks, thanks Morgans.

I'm blushing now.

(BTW, I sweated bullets coming up with that title. I was working my way through all kinds of awful puns about Zod only being a Major, before the obvious title finally struck me.)

I plan to continue the Files up to the point that BAG meets the character that was played by Tori Spelling a few years back. If that happens, I'm out again.
Morgan Richter said…
"Ground Control to Major Zod"? No, the Judy Blume approach was definitely the right path.

I plan to continue the Files up to the point that BAG meets the character that was played by Tori Spelling a few years back. If that happens, I'm out again

That's only fair and reasonable.
Dan said…
Oooh, I like 'Ground Control To Major Zod'. I might steal that for a future episode.

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