So, this whole “summer” business. It’s really going to stick around for another ten weeks, huh?Awesome. Excuse me while I perspire in an unladylike and frankly disgusting matter. I’m going to go listen to some Bananarama until the world looks better. Fresh site content will arrive after I get myself all sorted out. In the meantime, here’s a fresh crop of search terms visitors have used to find this site in recent weeks:
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Someone’s probably just wondering where Sendhil Ramamurthy’s sexy character Jai buys his impeccably tailored shirts on Covert Affairs. However, I haven’t watched the past few episodes, so there’s always the tantalizing possibility they’ve introduced a new subplot where Jai’s shirts have mysteriously gone missing, forcing him to wander around Langley shirtless and confused. If this is indeed the case, I will happily start watching the show again.
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And how!
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Eh. Sure. Auggie is sexy and blind. I’ll agree to that. Granted, I’m a little less committed to Auggie’s sexiness than I am to Jai’s, but… sure. He’s sexy. And blind. Sexy blind Auggie.
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Was Morgan Freeman in a Miami Vice episode? On the one hand, it wouldn’t surprise me -- sooner or later, everybody showed up on that show -- but I don’t recall Freeman ever making an appearance (and trust me, I am well-versed in all matters pertaining to Miami Vice). Nor does it show up in his IMDB listing. Still, it’s not out of the realm of possibility.
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Very stupid. Still, it’s not poor Adrianne’s fault she got stuck in the Most Wretched and Ill-Advised Criminal Minds Episode of All Time. She was fine; the episode was crap.
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Okay, I just Googled “Andy” and got over five hundred million results. I imagine this piddling little site is ranked very, very low on that list. Whoever sorted through all those results to get here, color me duly impressed by your diligence.
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Here’s one, from his section on filming the video for “Save a Prayer”:
Special bonus! Just because that scene is too adorable not to reference again and again and again, here’s yet another shot of John and Nick boldly going where Andy feared to tread. Possibly homoerotic, definitely cute.
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was any episodes of criminal minds filmed in spokane washington
Sadly, no. The two episodes that took place in Spokane -- “The Thirteenth Step” and “Open Season” -- were both filmed in the greater Los Angeles area.
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The special features on the Criminal Minds DVDs, you mean? Yeah, I’ve noticed that, too. I don’t know why -- he commutes weekly to the Los Angeles set from his San Antonio home, so maybe he doesn’t have much free time to participate in the production of the DVD extras. Or maybe he doesn’t like talking about his work. No idea. For what it’s worth, he crops up in the blooper reels, at least.
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You can check out Gibson’s unfortunate ‘stache in Far and Away.
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The Canadian version, with Paul Popowich and Colin Gray? Aw, I liked that one. Didn’t last very long, but it was cute and fun. I don’t know where you’d be able to find an episode guide, and I don’t even think it’s been released on DVD. Sort of a shame -- I’d like to watch it again to see if it holds up.
new moon on monday video horses It’s a horse-heavy video: The lightsaber-wielding soldiers (sigh) charge into the courtyard on horseback, while glamorous smugglers Nick and John transport their dangerous cargo into town in a horse-drawn carriage.
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I was trying to think of actors who’ve appeared on both Heroes and Criminal Minds and stalled at Leonard Roberts and Robert Knepper, though I’m sure there are others. Then it occurred to me that the ghastly trainwreck that was Heroes is no longer taking up much space in my memory -- heck, I even had to look up Knepper, because I couldn’t quite remember his name. And that made me feel sort of grimly satisfied.
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Two words that should never be used in the same phrase: “cannibals” and “catering.”
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Er… congratulations?
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Marvelously weird. Here are a few choice ones, all from Trainspotting.
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Joan Armatrading's "Dark Truths." Beautiful, ominous song. Great choice for that episode. Thanks for tipping me off to this one; I wasn't familiar with it, but now I've been listening to it all afternoon.
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Oh, yeah. White Collar makes New York look shiny and dazzling. Hey, has White Collar been any good this season? Much as with Covert Affairs, I’ve dropped it from my regular viewing schedule, though I’m still downright fond of it. Back in May, I spotted Tim DeKay at LAX, and I have to say, I was a little star-struck.
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No first-hand experience here, but I’d hazard a guess that any website named “SpankingLife” would be an excellent place to find spanking stories.
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Jean Marie Hon.
nick rhodes view to a kill Gorgeous. Glamorous. Glorious. As hilariously over the top as Duran Duran’s resident magical pixie could be in the mid-1980s (I direct you once again to the awesome series of jaw-dropping wedding photos on his ex-wife’s website. The pink satin! The live flamingos!), he’s essentially ridicule-proof, simply because: a) Nick has never seemed to give a crap what anyone thinks of him, so there’s no earthly point in mocking him, and b) even at his strangest, he always looked fantastic.
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I couldn’t possibly. I don’t take nearly enough drugs to understand Burroughs. This site takes a valiant stab at a comprehensive explanation.
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Duran Duran’s zombie-filled video for “Night Boat” was filmed in May 1982, which means it beat Michael Jackson’s zombie-filled video for “Thriller,” which was shot in October 1983, by a year and a half. I can’t definitively say “Night Boat” was the first music video to ever feature zombies, though that seems like a logical enough assumption.
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No. MTV launched in the summer of 1981. While the song “(Waiting for the) Night Boat” was on Duran Duran’s 1981 debut album, the video was shot in 1982. Anecdotal evidence suggests “Night Boat” received some airplay on MTV, though it remains one of the band’s lesser-known videos. Too bad -- it might be their very best.
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Oh, man. Criminal Minds is not exactly chock full of laughs. Amidst the unrelentingly bleak subject matter, it does have some light moments -- I like the start of “Open Season,” where Prentiss, J.J. and Garcia cheerfully humiliate some schmuck who tries to impress them by posing as an FBI agent.
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While Nick wore his share of headbands throughout Duran Duran’s Golden Age of Video, lovely John Taylor is the one in with the headband (and minus the shirt) in “Hungry Like the Wolf.”
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Lordy. I’m going to assume (and hope) whoever entered this search phrase into Google is writing a mystery novel and thus is not actually plotting to chloroform someone. I’ll sleep better that way.
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Student Exchange. Given my well-documented weakness for cheeseball films from the 1980s, I’m ashamed to admit I’ve never seen this.
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Funny. Very funny.
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Huh. Granted, I haven’t read all of C.S. Forester’s Hornblower novels, but I’ve definitely missed the one where Archie and Horatio indulge in a bit of canoodling.
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Here it is. This is a poignant cautionary tale about how early roles can come back and haunt young actors: No matter how many big-screen superheroes Chris Evans plays -- he’s been the Human Torch, he’ll be Captain America -- a certain section of viewers will forever know him as the banana-in-the-butt guy.
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This comes as no surprise.
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Not always. The preppies are feeling a bit grubby and bedraggled and sad and not at all shiny these days. Or maybe that’s just me. But I appreciate the sentiment nonetheless.
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I bet you're right. I feel reasonably confident that Skulky is not a Duran Duran fan. Skulky's a cool turtle, but he and I part ways on several topics.
Jai has branched out from snazzy shirts to an array of tight black tshirts of late. And last night did so whilst camply riding a dirt bike. I have no complaints about this.
I am however concerned what some people are Googling.
I, too, am concerned about what people are Googling. And why they think my site might provide what they're looking for.
But you're surely the leading authority on Skulky The Turtle Wonder! What other site would they go to?
Oh, you meant the other crazy searches. Yeah. They're odd.
According to a Google search for "Skulky the Turtle Wonder"? Your site. And some of those sketchy sites that strip off our content for their own nefarious purposes, sigh.
A Google Image search for "Skulky the Turtle Wonder," on the other hand, produces some fascinating results...
But the image search is wonderful. I defy anybody to reverse-engineer Skulky out of that collage.
It's glorious. It's like our brains have melded together into a deliriously random sea of images! I'm a little disgruntled that I have to scroll down all the way to page 11 before Mookies make their first triumphant appearance, but nonetheless, there are a whole bunch of gems in there. Glad to see all those stills from late-era Heroes episodes where I willfully Photoshopped the inexplicably-absent Mohinder back into scenes are prominently represented. Some of my finest work.
I defy anybody to reverse-engineer Skulky out of that collage.
If I actually had a spare minute to the day I'd be all over that. I think it needs to happen.
Glad to see all those stills from late-era Heroes episodes where I willfully Photoshopped the inexplicably-absent Mohinder back into scenes are prominently represented. Some of my finest work.
Wait, you did that? That's not just straight screen caps? Are you serious? I feel lied too! I thought everything I saw on the internet was true!?!?!
Ha ha, just kidding! Of course I didn't Photoshop Mohinder into any Heroes stills. There was no need to! He was adequately represented in that awesome final season!
...No. I can't keep that up. It's all a lie. Particularly my use of "awesome" in that last sentence.
Amazed at these Google searches and how on earth they end up at your site. I will have to start trying to get to it from some crazy angles so that I am featured in a future list.