Oliver blows off a black-tie gala he’s ostensibly hosting at
the Queen mansion to fight some crime: As the Arrow, he’s trying to track down
the source of an influx of military-grade assault rifles into the already
trouble-plagued Glades. Turns out the weapons are being supplied by a gang
leader known as the Mayor (Clé Bennett), who rose to prominence in the wake of
the earthquake. Within seconds of his introduction, the Mayor kills one of his
own loyal henchmen, just so we’re all clear on his bona fides as a
villain.
A tuxedo-clad, blood-splattered Oliver finally puts in a
tardy appearance at his own gala, at which Laurel, Felicity, Alderman Blood,
and Isabelle Rochev are all in attendance.
Felicity seems resigned to her awful new role as Oliver’s executive
assistant, and at this point, I’m hoping this foul little subplot ends with her
slapping Queen Consolidated with a sex-discrimination suit for transferring her
out of IT and into an admin job due to her lack of a penis (to quote the EEOC: The
law forbids discrimination when it comes to any aspect of employment, including
hiring, firing, pay, job assignments, promotions, layoff, training, fringe
benefits, and any other term or condition of employment. Forcing someone
who was hired as a tech worker to become a secretary because the jackass CEO
wants, and I do quote, a “Girl Friday” definitely qualifies as a
violation of federal law).
There’s kind of a weird, unpleasant moment at the gala where
Felicity gets cold and prickly when she sees Oliver paying attention to Laurel,
and… don’t do that crap, Arrow. Don’t pit Felicity and Laurel against
each other in competition for Oliver. You know what was one of the great things
about Felicity in Season One, along with her smarts and her quirky wit and her
propensity for hilariously awkward double entendres? She didn’t get saddled
with one of those tedious, awful, dreary romantic relationships that bogged
down the season. Let’s keep it that way, shall we?
After Felicity notes that Black Canary seems to be shadowing
Laurel, Oliver stakes out Laurel’s apartment. Sure enough, Black Canary comes
calling. When he confronts her, she refers to him as “Ollie”, even though he’s
in his Arrow disguise. He incapacitates her, removes her mask, and discovers
her real identity: She’s Sara Lance, Laurel’s sister, who presumably died in
the boat explosion that led to Oliver becoming stranded on the island. She asks
Oliver to keep her identity a secret from her family, then disappears into the
night.
Back in his lair, Oliver confesses to Digg and Felicity that
he already knew Sara didn’t die on the boat—he saw her alive a year after the
explosion. Aghast, Felicity and Digg ask him why he never told Laurel or
Quentin about this. Oliver, who seems close to tears, snarls that nothing good
happened during his five years on the island, then refuses to say any more on
the subject.
In the clock tower, Black Canary chats with Sin about her
romantic history with Oliver. We learn that Black Canary once rescued Sin from
a pack of rapists: “No women should ever suffer at the hands of men,” Black
Canary says.
(Thus far, Arrow has done an excellent job with the
depiction of Black Canary and Sin and their vendetta against violent men. Even
though we haven’t seen much of them yet, they’re both interesting and
consistent characters. This show tends to stumble badly with its portrayals of
women, so it’s good to see progress in that area here. It’s still not enough to
make up for this crap with Oliver forcing Felicity to be his secretary,
though.)
Digg meets with Lyla Michaels (Audrey Marie Anderson), his
federal-agent buddy who helped him track down Deadshot last season, to see what
she knows about the military-grade weapons the Mayor has been selling. Digg and
Lyla get cute and flirty with each other, which is good to see, especially
after Digg’s tepid and unpleasant romance with his dead brother’s widow Carly
last season (remember how Carly bawled him out for talking about his brother on
their first date?).
Still traumatized and shaky from her kidnapping and
near-murder at the hands of Barton Mathis, Laurel goes out for dinner with her
boss. It starts seeming a lot like a date, which maybe isn’t the greatest idea,
and then she drinks too much and drives herself home, which really isn’t
the greatest idea. When a police officer stops her, she tries to talk her way
out of a breathalyzer test by playing the “do you know who I am?” card. This could
easily seem entitled and odious, but it comes across more as a desperate Hail
Mary pass by someone who knows full well that she’s in the process of screwing
her life up. Instead of arresting Laurel, the office calls Quentin, who offers
her a ride home. Laurel snarls at her dad to mind his own business, adds a few
snipes about his past history with alcohol abuse, and flounces off in a huff to
catch a taxi.
Oh, Laurel. For a moment there, you seemed on the brink of
self-awareness, and then you went and screwed it up again.
Back in Oliver’s lair, Felicity and Digg discover that the
Mayor’s latest shipment of military weapons contains a tracking beacon designed
by Queen Consolidated. The Mayor already deactivated the beacon, but due to a
design flaw, Felicity is able to reactivate it and pinpoint the Mayor’s
hideout. The Arrow raids the hideout and recovers the weapons, but the Mayor
escapes.
(Regarding the tracking beacon, is this the first time we’ve
had confirmation that Oliver’s company actually, like, produces something?
Until now, it’s been one of those strangely generic rich-person corporations
you see a lot on television, with big glass offices and CEOs in expensive suits
who call meetings and frown at laptop screens and fret about hostile takeovers without
ever actually seeming to do anything. But no, Queen Consolidated
apparently does something: It produces defective tracking beacons.)
Sara Lance, out of her Black Canary costume, confronts
Oliver outside Verdant and asks him whether he’s told Laurel or Quentin that
she’s still alive. Oliver promises he’s kept her secret. They talk in enigmatic
terms about their time on the island (“What happened to Slade?” Sara asks),
until their conversation is interrupted by the surprise arrival of Quentin.
Sara flees into the night while Quentin fills Oliver in on Laurel’s DUI. He
asks if Oliver would consider talking to Laurel to see if he can get at the
root of what’s eating her lately. (Oliver tries. Laurel responds by making
snotty digs about Quentin’s alcoholism and Oliver’s party-boy past.)
With Alderman Blood’s approval, Oliver anonymously sponsors
a guns-for-cash event in the Glades. Alderman Blood, who seems to be finally
warming up to Oliver, gives him a rambling yet passionate speech about
crucibles while Oliver looks confused and tries to nod in the right places.
Mostly-reformed felon Roy shows up, with Thea in tow, and cheerfully hands over
a whole stash of guns. Sin is there as well, apparently for the sole purpose of
making Roy nervous that she’s going to spill the beans to Thea about his
verboten nighttime shenanigans. The Mayor and his heavily-armed henchmen crash
the event and spray the crowd with gunfire; Oliver protects Alderman Blood, but
Sin takes a bullet to the abdomen. Roy and Thea scurry to get medical attention
for her.
Felicity discovers that the Mayor has a foster brother with
access to high-grade military weapons. Together, Black Canary and Arrow crash
the next scheduled weapons delivery and apprehend the Mayor and his brother.
Black Canary gets a little grumpy about Arrow’s whole don’t-kill-anyone shtick,
but apart from that, they make a swell team.
Thea and Roy visit Sin in the hospital, where she’s expected
to recover. I love these three crazy kids. I know they’re Arrow’s junior-varsity
players, but they’ve got so much more personality and spark than the
major-leaguers (hi, Oliver and Laurel!).
Meanwhile, Laurel drinks wine and pops pills and sinks
deeper into the abyss. It’ll be interesting to see where they go with this. She’s
a self-pitying mess right now, but maybe she’ll come through this tougher and
more self-aware.
Island flashback: On the boat, a caged Oliver meets one of
his captors, who announces his intention to torture him into giving up the
location of the skeletons of the Japanese soldiers with misshapen skulls. The
captor is played by the impossibly handsome Jimmy Jean-Louis, a former model
who is best known as The Haitian on NBC’s Heroes; per IMDB, his
character on Arrow is simply known as The Captain, which seems like a
lateral move. Surely by now he should have graduated to roles where his
characters get real names. When Oliver gets mouthy with him, the Captain shoots
him in the gut, then hands him forceps and gauze and forces him to remove the
bullet and stitch himself up. This turns out to be a fun orientation ritual
that all new prisoners on the ship undergo. Oliver is game for the task.
And then, after Oliver has somewhat recovered from getting shot, the Captain
drags him out of his cell and introduces him to his future torturer: It’s Sara.
Back in the present day, the police officer who’s supposed
to be taking the Mayor to jail instead brings him to a shadowy figure wearing a
skull-like mask. The figure removes the mask… and it’s Alderman Blood.
Okay! A couple of good surprise reveals, a slapdash main plot, an interesting subplot, some annoying stuff, and some cool stuff, all crammed together to make forty-two minutes of mostly-enjoyable television. Seems to be the Arrow pattern.
Comments
Sin/Roy/Thea still rock, just like you say. They are perfect and full of energy and I could watch them all day.
Laurel... really? Do we have to go this path? I already wasn't too fond of her, and now. Not feeling the love.
I was kind of hoping Blood would be on the up-and-up, for once. This show kind of needs someone honest once in awhile. But nope, clearly not.